i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
when the PE teacher makes you run
Anonymous said: thoughts on boys?
disgusting but irresistible
Do you ever just sit down and realize that you miss club penguin